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It is the late s, and a brothel has been operating outside of fictional Gilbert, Texas subbing for real locale La Grange for more than a century. And mighty useful, if you get my meaning. Keep them leeches and bloodsuckers off the back roads I know how to use a gun and nobody messes with my girls And any questions you might have about the way I run this place Don’t gripe and whine behind my back Just tell me face-to-face, I’m open-minded Say it all, then go upstairs and pack The door’s thataway She pays the food and the rent and the utilities We keep our pittle on our work responsibilities Don’t let your mouth overload your capabilities And we can get along Well, howdy, boys.

I’m goin’ in the bathroom and Well, I hate admitting I was wrong, Miss Mona.

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I’ve had calls from preachers, deacons and the presidents of two garden clubs! And to hell with what Melvin P Thorpe says.

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You litte use that little boy of hers He doesn’t listen to anybody. A fella could ask a girl to dance or, if he held back a little, she’d ask him. We’ve got a nice surprise for you.

Announcin’ it straight out on TV. Now, would I wanna disappoint my little honey? Did I say “illegal”?

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The proprietor of this innocent-lookin’ ranch house is known only as Miss Mona. Sometimes I whirehouse you know me better than I know myself. Oh, now and again there’d be a problem, and we had some tough ones. Oh, the little house lay In a ,ittle Texas glade Where the trees were as coolin’ As fresh lemonade Soft summer wind had a trace of perfume And a fan was turnin’ in every room Twenty fans were turnin’, they were turnin’ Twenty fans were turnin’ in every room Fevers were a-burnin’, they were burnin’ And they had to have a way to cool down Right from the beginning, the little house was special, Back to American Musical Theatre Index.

Well, I ain’t interested. Something with serious implications to the health of this town!

You know how I am about my breath. It’s my pleasure, my honour. He’d like to, but he’s out of his league. Barry KeatingStuart Ross. Hell, he wants to go national! If I stand still, they screw me.

Just until the heat wears off a little bit. They are real little. Me and My Girl.


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And so, as feminists support the bill for the decriminalisation of prostitution There’s been a party here. License details Licensing fees and rental materials quoted upon application.

Do you know he wears a sock in his underwear?

I didn’t know that son of a bitch was gonna make an idiot out of me. If I ever see you or any of those In my town again, Production Details Time Period: Now, don’t be sacrilegious. Boy, I sure didn’t know you had dreams that big. If I ever see you or any of those bastards that work for you in my town again And the people of Texas, well, they got what they wanted: Nobody tells me how to run my goddamn job! It’s that Melvin P Thorpe sucker! The way I see it, the Chicken Ranch served a purpose once.

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I’m talkin’ about the Chicken Ranch, my friends. I don’t know what to do now. I’ll tell him you called. Well, you tell him I said hi. Taught me everything I know. It wasn’t long before it became one of the better-known pleasure palaces in Texas.

Now, you see here, CJ!

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